Just to prove to you all that I am not over-exaggerating, here is a map that shows the detour Princeton suggests to get to our house.
The little orange block is the normal intersection we would take, turning off of 29 onto 95 East.
The green line is the detour. You can click on it to see it larger.
So you understand my frustration, right?
Fortunately, I think I figured out an alternate route yesterday that is going to work better for us. Since, you know, we have to live with this until mid-November (if everything stays on schedule).