"Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is we're going outside. The bad news is, I fell down."
"Mom, are you wearing glasses so I'll stop poking your eyes?"
"Uncle Pete told me boys pee standing up and girls pee sitting down. Is that true?"
And here's a favorite, after she got out of her bed during nap time:
"But Mom, I thought it was what God wanted me to do."

1 comment:
LOL! Hilarious!
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