Quotes from Rae

We haven't had one of these posts in a while, but they are the best! Rae is still full of such funny sayings!

Rae (licking brownie batter from a spoon): "Chocolate is the best."
Me: "If you had Jesus and chocolate and your family, what else could you possibly need?"
Rae: "Nothing. Unless your house was made of chocolate and you divided Jesus into twelve parts and got a bunch more kids for your family, that would be better. Oh! And crab legs for dinner every night."

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Rae: "When you were little, you had to ride in carriages, right?"
Me: "I'm not THAT old!"

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Rae: "Wouldn't it be something if it turned out french fries were good for you?"

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Rae (highly frustrated): "Sometimes getting along with Ruby is like surviving in a hurricane!!!!"

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JP to Rae: "Isn't Mommy beautiful? Like, 'holy cow' kind of beautiful?"
Rae: "Yeah, like, 'Twinkle, twinkle' kind of beautiful."

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Me (heading into a gas station): "Rae, leave the (plastic) sword in the car."
Rae: "Why?"
Me: "Just because. We wouldn't want people thinking it's real."
Rae (giggling): "Mom, there's no such thing as real swords! They're only in fairy tales!"